Humor z configure

[Paweł Gołaszewski]

On Sun, 15 Jun 2003, Jakub Bogusz wrote:
> > Wiele programów wypisuje *dziwne* rzeczy. Coś (tm) wypisuje:
> > Checking for life signs in Kenny... none found
> Skrypt Eterma wypisuje:
> 
> checking for life_signs in -lKenny... no
>   Oh my god, they killed Kenny!  You bastards!
> 
> A z gimpa (IIRC rozszerzeń perlowych, których już nie ma w 1.3):
> 
> checking for intelligent life... not found
> 
> 
> Jeszcze z perla:
> 
> Oh!  Smells like ANSI's been here.

Hermes:

#v+
If two people are in a room ...

checking for long... yes
checking size of long... 4
checking for int... yes
checking size of int... 4
checking for char... yes
checking size of char... 1
checking for short... yes
checking size of short... 2

... and five walk out ...

checking if system is big endian... no
checking for money... none left :(
checking for assembler support... Linux i686, assembler routines enabled!
configure: creating ./config.status
config.status: creating Makefile
config.status: creating src/Makefile
config.status: creating src/hrconfig.h
config.status: src/hrconfig.h is unchanged
config.status: executing depfiles commands

... how many have to walk in for the room to be empty ?
#v-

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