[root@michal.waw.pl: Cron <root@woland> /bin/run-parts /etc/cron.daily]

Michal Kochanowicz michal w michal.waw.pl
Śro, 22 Wrz 2004, 20:01:02 CEST 

Hej

Czemu cron wysyła mi fortunki???


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> Subject: Cron <root w woland> /bin/run-parts /etc/cron.daily
> Date: Wed, 22 Sep 2004 02:07:01 +0200
> 
> /etc/cron.daily/logrotate:
> 
> error: Ignoring apache.rpmnew, because of .rpmnew ending
> 
> "I believe I can bring him back.... What are you doing?"
> "I'm going with you."
> "No, you're not."
> 
> "No? Let me tell you what I believe. I believe Morpheus means more to me
> than he does to you. I believe if you're really serious about saving him you
> are going to need my help. And since I am the ranking officer on this ship,
> if you don't like, I believe you can go to hell. Because you aren't going
> anywhere else. Tank, load us up."
> 
> 		-- Neo and Trinity, "The Matrix"
> 
> 
> BOFH excuse #64:
> 
> CPU needs recalibration
> 
> 
> BOFH excuse #326:
> 
> We need a licensed electrician to replace the light bulbs in the computer room.
> 
> 
> BOFH excuse #404:
> 
> Sysadmin accidentally destroyed pager with a large hammer.
> 
> 
> "Dodge this."
> 
> 		-- Trinity, "The Matrix"
> 
> 
> BOFH excuse #25:
> 
> Decreasing electron flux
> 
> 
> BOFH excuse #365:
> 
> parallel processors running perpendicular today
> 
> 
> "Am I dead?"
> "Far from it."
> 
> 		-- Neo and Morpheus, "The Matrix"
> 
> 
> "I'd like to share a revelation during my time here. It came to me when I
> tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals.
> Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium
> with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area
> and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. And
> the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another
> organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it
> is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a
> plague, and we are the cure."
> 
> 		-- Agent Smith, "The Matrix"
> 
> 
> "You believe it's the year 1999 when in fact it's closer to 2199. I can't
> tell you exactly what year it is because we honestly don't know. There's
> nothing I can say that will explain it for you, Neo. Come with me. See for
> yourself."
> 
> 		-- Morpheus, "The Matrix"
> 
> 
> BOFH excuse #300:
> 
> Digital Manipulator exceeding velocity parameters
> 
> 
> BOFH excuse #341:
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> HTTPD Error 666 : BOFH was here
> 
> 
> "I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid.
> You're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I
> didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell
> you how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone and then I'm
> going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to
> show them a world without you, a world without rules and controls, without
> borders or boundaries, a world where anything is possible. Where we go from
> there is a choice I leave to you."
> 
> 		-- Neo, "The Matrix"
> 
> 
> BOFH excuse #324:
> 
> Your packets were eaten by the terminator
> 
> 
> BOFH excuse #220:
> 
> Someone thought The Big Red Button was a light switch.
> 
> 
> BOFH excuse #257:
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> That would be because the software doesn't work.
> 
> 
> BOFH excuse #369:
> 
> Virus transmitted from computer to sysadmins.
> 
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> BOFH excuse #305:
> 
> IRQ-problems with the Un-Interruptable-Power-Supply
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> BOFH excuse #190:
> 
> Proprietary Information.
> 
> 
> BOFH excuse #161:
> 
> monitor VLF leakage
> 
> 
> BOFH excuse #47:
> 
> Complete Transient Lockout
> 
> 
> "Would you please remove any metallic items you're carrying, keys, loose
> change.... Holy shit!"
> 
> "Backup. Send backup!"
> 
> 		-- "The Matrix"
> 
> 
> BOFH excuse #393:
> 
> Interferance from the Van Allen Belt.
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> BOFH excuse #209:
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> Only people with names beginning with 'A' are getting mail this week (a la Microsoft)
> 
> 
> BOFH excuse #48:
> 
> bad ether in the cables
> 
> 
> BOFH excuse #181:
> 
> Atilla the Hub
> 
> 
> "You believe it's the year 1999 when in fact it's closer to 2199. I can't
> tell you exactly what year it is because we honestly don't know. There's
> nothing I can say that will explain it for you, Neo. Come with me. See for
> yourself."
> 
> 		-- Morpheus, "The Matrix"
> 
> 
> BOFH excuse #419:
> 
> Repeated reboots of the system failed to solve problem
> 
> /etc/cron.daily/stats.mmm:
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